I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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