If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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