I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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