We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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