just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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