Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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