Quick, to the slutcave!
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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