Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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