I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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