It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Semen is not good for contacts.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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