Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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