No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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