I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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