Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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