is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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