I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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