He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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