I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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