I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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