i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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