I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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