Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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