I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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