i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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