VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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