I wanna bring you to show and tell
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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