Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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