What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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