You really coming over, don't trick.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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