fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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