I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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