Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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