I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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