D3 body, D1 cock
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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