I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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