I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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