Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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