It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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