I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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