Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you had me at cake vodka
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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