I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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