margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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