But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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