we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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