my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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