I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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