what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have aggressive nipples.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He did a backflip because drugs
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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