You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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