Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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