You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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